greasoned seedlings, goys and burls!

FLASH: dog bites man!

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it's the new "gold"

can you say "camiseta roja"?

248,298 and counting!

will we reach 250,000 today? perhaps 'round midnight. thanks to all the fans of scrubs and sarah chalke, around the world. i had NO idea she was that popular. seriously popular.

"liege, 1980" -- DON'T SAY IT ! !

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regular readers will be familiar with my regular rants about how to many neophites overuse the word <<epic>> to include such non-descript events as one's morning poop or a regular bicycle training ride. although either might exceed one's nominal expectations of the day, neither should approach the limits of your capacities or the peripheries of your mental capabilities. now, it seems, the good people at pez have picked up my rant, and have given it an appropriate illustration that proves my point. so just because it snowed the other day, it snows EVERY fucking winter, doesn't it? and just because you ride your bike outside in the snow, STFU about the so-called "epic" nature of it, because if YOU say it's epic, it ain't.

and i con't care if you're lance fucking armstrong, it STILL ain't epic just because you say it is.

now, go out and ride your bicycle.

it's just another day . . .

only a little colder.

shortbus heckling training video released

this is how SERIOUSLY we take our heckling!

bikini cross, 2009!

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if i had a nickel for everytime i said "you just GOTTA go to jingle cross," i'd be a fairly wealthy man.

but if i had a dime for every time someone said to me, "you know, you were RIGHT about what you said about going to jingle cross,"

i could afford to buy these women

"kim west radio cycling show"

racing bikinis!!