I don't think God had anything to do with this one, it was probably just plain ol' karma coming back to get you for being a dick to the tri-folks this summer on the TNWCS ride.
Steel collarbones would rock. Bend it up, hammer that shit back into shape, and keep riding. Sorry to hear about your injury Reverend. Want anything brought by to aid with the mending? I have Dr's Macallan, Glenmorangie and Oban here, each with at least 10 years of experience. :D
I would think something like that would help in future crashes -- like a crumple zone. What? You need your collarbone for things? Like what? Moving your arms? Shit ...
Good having breakfast with you this morning Rev. Too bad about the shoulder. Just think of the tough guy points you'd have earned for finishing that ride though....
i'll get the wheel repaired, and finished that ride . . . THAT'S what i'll do! thanks for the inspiration. might have to bust out the trike to do it, though.
Rev, hope you are feeling better, with good painkillers. Here is something that might make you feel better: http://www.kcci.com/video/15062240/index.html?treets=des&tid=2651678393813&tml=des_12pm&tmi=des_12pm_1_12000201162008&ts=H
I don't think God had anything to do with this one, it was probably just plain ol' karma coming back to get you for being a dick to the tri-folks this summer on the TNWCS ride.
ReplyDeleteDid you endo? Rubble-rubble-rubble, this is a Hamburgler prayer for you to the bicycle gods Rev.
ReplyDeleteplease comment in the new post.
ReplyDeleteStupid bones. You'd think humans would have evolved beyond useless bits like collarbones, apendixes, and tonsils by now.
ReplyDeleteIf you would have been replacing all this broken stuff with Ti, you could be bionic by now.
DG
Yes Kim, titanium. I'm slowly replacing my body parts with this precious metal.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I think you probably broke the bone because you hate those girls from PRC
Pav
steel is real.
ReplyDeleteSteel collarbones would rock. Bend it up, hammer that shit back into shape, and keep riding. Sorry to hear about your injury Reverend. Want anything brought by to aid with the mending? I have Dr's Macallan, Glenmorangie and Oban here, each with at least 10 years of experience. :D
ReplyDeletei'm hoping for an IV of vicodin. taking tablets is such a hassle.
ReplyDeleteI would think something like that would help in future crashes -- like a crumple zone. What? You need your collarbone for things? Like what? Moving your arms? Shit ...
ReplyDeleteWTF!
ReplyDeleteand, yes, that really IS my shoulder. ;-))
ReplyDeleteGood having breakfast with you this morning Rev. Too bad about the shoulder. Just think of the tough guy points you'd have earned for finishing that ride though....
ReplyDeleteRick
i'll get the wheel repaired, and finished that ride . . . THAT'S what i'll do!
ReplyDeletethanks for the inspiration.
might have to bust out the trike to do it, though.
Rev, hope you are feeling better, with good painkillers. Here is something that might make you feel better:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kcci.com/video/15062240/index.html?treets=des&tid=2651678393813&tml=des_12pm&tmi=des_12pm_1_12000201162008&ts=H
Or not. *sigh* Sorry hon.
~Janet
thanks, janet!
ReplyDeletei now know the identity of my anonymous blog troll:
it's senator putney!!
that DOES make me feel better.
he now has a face, and it's a real pretty one, too!