Tuesday, January 15, 2008

the power of venn diagrams

confused?
when you substitute terms
"cow" becomes "matt pav's opinion,"
"pig" becomes "DG's opinion,"
"kitten" becomes "ryan from iowa city's opinion,"
it is abundantly clear that our anonymous, thin-skinned, no-bike-skills tri-geek from jefferson city is "discount sausage."
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13 comments:

  1. the mostly reverendTue Jan 15, 07:16:00 AM CST

    this WILL be on the test.

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  2. Buckshot77Tue Jan 15, 10:34:00 AM CST

    Yes, but does it taste like chicken?

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  3. the mostly reverendTue Jan 15, 11:22:00 AM CST

    the tricky thing about this stuff is that it LOOKS good: it's all nice and flashy, really catchy packaging, and you think you're getting something really special.

    but there are some problems with it. see, you have to cut out that big yellow stripe. as hammer was fond of saying, "can't touch that."

    then there's always that tendancy to bite off more than one can chew. inherent problem with any discount sausage. that ain't good, either.

    there's also that nasty taste and aroma. discount sausage always smells.

    what can i say: i recommend staying far away from it.

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  4. AnonymousTue Jan 15, 02:21:00 PM CST

    I think it is funny that Kim has been called a dick and refers to the guy that is calling him a dick, as a sausage. Funny stuff boys, funny stuff.

    jeff

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  5. AnonymousWed Jan 16, 06:44:00 AM CST

    shameless promotion of oneself
    + lack of integrity
    + egotistic for no reason
    + can't stay upright on a bike
    --------------------------------
    = kim west

    That's the power of the TRUTH diagram.

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  6. UnknownWed Jan 16, 08:41:00 AM CST

    shameless promotion of oneself = thee who refuses to sign their post

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  7. Matthew PavlovichWed Jan 16, 04:52:00 PM CST

    WoW! he's funny too! Move over Peter Griffin, "Anonymous" is hear to stay*


    *One might not be able to tell on first glance, but the aforementioned statement is one of thinly veiled sarcasm.

    +ducere - latin, to conduct, french for shower
    +Bag - to swell with arrogance
    _______________________

    =Anonymous

    Look that on up smart guy.

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  8. AnonymousWed Jan 16, 07:08:00 PM CST

    Kristin what is the difference between being anonymous and not having a profile? Youre just an "anonymous kristin"??

    + immaturity
    + being pompass
    + elitist
    ====================
    Our newly acquired friend Pav the jagbag

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  9. AnonymousWed Jan 16, 08:13:00 PM CST

    Rev,

    Congratulations! It seems you have your very own blog troll. Don't forget to feed it and pet it.

    Z

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  10. the mostly reverendWed Jan 16, 08:47:00 PM CST

    I like it when they chew their leg to get out.

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  11. Matthew PavlovichWed Jan 16, 11:34:00 PM CST

    Immature- check
    Pompass- check
    elitist-check

    Yes you are right. Nice. You deduced the inner workings of my psyche from a few words scribbled on a blog. Carl Young would be SO proud.

    Let me remind the jury that I wasn't the one glad-having over a fellow human suffering (Kim's shoulder).

    Note:
    Kristin probably doesn't have a profile because she doesn't want random creep material from missour(a) stalking her...
    End note.

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  12. Matthew PavlovichWed Jan 16, 11:34:00 PM CST

    Immature- check
    Pompass- check
    elitist-check

    Yes you are right. Nice. You deduced the inner workings of my psyche from a few words scribbled on a blog. Carl Young would be SO proud.

    Let me remind the jury that I wasn't the one glad-having over a fellow human suffering (Kim's shoulder).

    Note:
    Kristin probably doesn't have a profile because she doesn't want random creep material from missour(a) stalking her...
    End note.

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  13. BrettThu Jan 17, 07:52:00 AM CST

    "Don't forget to feed and pet your blog troll." I blew coffee out my nose laughing about that one.

    My Dr. pal asked me if the frankfurter has distemper, rabies, or bovine spongiform encephalopathy?

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