Friday, July 03, 2009

news from inside the arctic circle

first-term alaska governor and former star on the television series "rosanne" sarah chalke has announced that she will surrender her crown as "miss alaska" as soon as the end of this month, it was reported by the office of donald trump, who owns the competition which resulted in ms. chalke winning the title two years ago. ms. chalke immediate plans are unknown at this time, although she previously indicated she would like "to work to preserve the institution of marriage" and "see russia."
she has also told close advisors that she really enjoys reading newspapers, and is becoming quite proficient at sodoku, a numbers game.

2 comments:

Adrian said...

Lovely picture, but it's Jennifer Ellison, a British actress, not Sarah Chalke.

hypnossomnus said...

Actually it's Gemma Atkinson.