get to know "miss just-a-heartbeat-away"

[thanks, wonkette]

as a former miss congeniality, it's clear that sarah hasn't lost her ability to laugh at others.

that will help her fit in well with her boss.

[um, this even creeps ME out]

but this makes me feel just fine:

“She’s going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he’ll be around at least that long,” said Charlie Black, one of Mr. McCain’s top advisers, making light of concerns about Mr. McCain’s health, which Mr. McCain’s doctors reported as excellent in May.