jesus, and clocks

this may surprise many readers to learn this,

but i belong to an email group,

by virtue of my membership in a bicycle racing team.

this "list" is generally pretty quiet,

talking about gear ratios and batteries.

but recently, the question was asked,

"what kind of bike would jesus ride?"

i set off to do some research, and learned the following:

1--bike, or bicycle, is not mentioned in the bible.

i haven't considered the eternal consequences of this.

2--jesus wears sandals, presumably shimano spd.

3--He can, and does, ride with one hand.

4--He doesn't wear a helmet.

5--His preferred bike is an old cruiser, without a rack.

this shoots down a theory by lane, wherein

He helped lane finish a tuesday night ride by hoisting lane onto His rack.

6--He does not use a heartrate monitor,

nor does He use an srm or powertap.

He equally enjoys little kids who roller skate and ride bmx.

He is a fan of starbucks small hot beverages.

and there is a theory out on the internet wherein

He died in a grizzly bike accident,

or so this chicago sculptor believes.

but it still doesn't disclose what brand of bike He would ride.

i think he'd ride a mercier.

and you? let us know in the comments.

thanks.

oh, don't forget to set your clocks AND computers for

daylight savings time tomorrow night.

and if the world ends, thanks for reading!