for immediate release:
DEVIL ANNOUNCES ROUTE CHANGE
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hey, i'm having fun messing with all the do-gooders, ya know?
so what's the deal NOW?
let me tell you:
heckler's row will be located on
south jordan creek parkway,
south of stagecoach drive,
so that we can watch you going out,
and cause you torment coming back up the 2.0 kilometer-long hill.
i really wasn't going to park it so early in the bike leg; nooooooo.
i'm doing my best to give you a strong northerly headwind, too.