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THE ROAD IS OUR AGONY, BUT ALSO OUR DAILY BREAD - - - a series of memorable and forgettable rants, ramblings, and stories from the road. . .
About Me
- the mostly reverend
- i've been riding bikes for over 50 years. by my way of thinking, that makes me an expert on everything relating to bicycles. just ask me.
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- thought for the day
- not that it hadn't occurred to me...
- big changes at the orphanage
- sent by a friend
- dallas county board of supervisors meeting
- is it really possible?
- how to contact the dallas county board of supervisors
- she's baaaaaaaaaack!
- jack and the magic bean bus
- SNOWDOG SPEAKS!!!
- waiting for FEMA
- bye, george
- tuesday's mass ride to dallas county board of supe...
- FLASH!!! hy-vee triathlon update!!!
- fill the hill is BACK!!
- jack and the magic bean bus
- our new mission at the orphanage
- JOIN US TO PROTEST STUPID RULES
- i'm voting republican!
- iowa: home of bike friendly communities?
- ghost bike tributes
- jack and the magic bean bus
- glen wicks collection: moving day
- dallas county to all bicyclists:
- SHE'S NUMBER ONE!!
- big brother, or big help?
- see it ONLY here!!
- fill the hill, 2.0
- an orphanage update
- the original short bus?
- jack and the magic bean bus
- rain, rain, go away. and STAY the hell away.
- me and my goddamned blogging
- if you don't choke back tears, check your pulse
- dammit! this isn't supposed to be known!
- this is our time...this is our moment...
- 300 am, but NOT 800 pm?
- she's getting ready to sing!!
- just in time for ragby
- weasels and good guys, explained
- i'm often asked, "why the mustache?"
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The American Mustache Institute, the bravest organization known to mankind, would answer the question of, "why the mustache?" in the following manner........
"A mustache makes a statement. It means, I'm going to drive my Dodge Ram 2500 pickup while both eating a 2/3 lb. Hardee's Monster Thickburger and brandishing a chainsaw. It means that I am able to karate chop a sumo wrestler to death and walk away without question from law enforcement. And speaking of law enforcement, it means I can walk into a police station or fire station and be welcomed with open arms by a troupe of heavily cookie dustered constables."
The mustache is you, it is us, it is all that surround you.
Live the 'stache.
www.AmericanMustacheInstitute.org
eewwww. that's kinda creepy.
to me, it means that some women love to kiss me, and some women don't. and they're the ones who don't know what they're missing.
too much information warning! i don't insist on clean shaven, and neither should they.
back to safe reading: i don't drive a big-assed truck. my truck is a 1967 VW single cab with a 1500cc singleport engine, but it DOES have an aftermarket dual-muffler exhaust, lowered suspension and mag wheels. and i've been known to eat a mickey d's double cheeseburger or two when i get really stoned. and every now and then, i can talk my way out of a bicycle ticket or seven.
but not when i'm loaded. not that that ever happens.
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