from time to time, i've alluded to the notion that some folks take themselves, and their circumstances, a bit too seriously for my tastes. [no links!] it was refreshing, then, to read the results from the "24 hours of old pueblo" and realize that there are, indeed, some funny folks on two wheels. read the results for all the divisions--there are some good ones.
and, to my friend, flex fuel, note the many variations on your desired nickname.
i really think you should stick with flex fuel. it's VERY pc, and i know you like it!