OTOPLASTY

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the "pinning back" of one's ears

. . .

step 1: the patient visits the surgeon

[before]

even the layperson's eyes detect many problems here:

1--suspenders should be wider, and vertically striped;

2--lose the tie, and wear a horizontally striped t-shirt;

3--lose that insipid smile.

[during]

stay inside: otoplasty is a long process, and mid-procedure effects can be hideous.

[after]

the down side is that you are still the same person, with all your prior skeletons and addictions.

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