Sunday, March 22, 2009

Introducing: DESTRO'S ELITE TROOPER

Unassuming "Annihilator," as he might be seen tooling around town
in his vintage corvette, between shifts as a hard-sell telephone solicitor.Annihilator, an elite trooper chosen from the ranks of the Iron Grenadiers--the enemy--had to be ready at a moment's notice to do the bidding of DESTRO, in his world-wide campaign against G.I. JOE. Annihilator came with a black sub-machine gun, a gray backpack, a two piece gray helicopter blade set-up, a black gun (that attached to the backpack), and a black handle (that attached to the backpack). when dressed and armed for battle, THIS is the much-feared Annihilator.No known variations of the Annihilator action figure are known to exist. Approach with caution; consider Annihilator armed and dangerous.

8 comments:

Steve Fuller said...

Your mind certainly works in bizarre ways sometimes Rev...

the mostly reverend said...

there's a method to my madness, yes.

by the way, when you gonna start doing our gravel races [now that they're over]?

Steve Fuller said...

I figured showing up to those on a single speed cross bike would be like showing up to a gunfight with a pea shooter. At 40 miles, those are gravel sprints ;)

the mostly reverend said...

i rode my single speed a couple years ago, the first year we held these. it's a hell of a workout.

gpickle said...

Eradicator!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/6oa9b8

More thorough than simple annihilation.

the mostly reverend said...

"every minute will be a universe of terror; a marathon of fear!"
e-RAD-icator

sweet stuff, pickle. the perfect combination of chilling irony. another excellent find.


[kinda sounds like a movie review, huh?]

bryan said...

my brother had that guy!

He was always the first one chosen ... for execution.

the mostly reverend said...

the world has too many hard-sell telephone solicitors!