Friday, September 28, 2007

happy birthday, ed!

tonight, we have a really big shew, a celebrating a special day.
on our stage tonight, one of the kids' biggest stars,
a stars of stage and screen, gwyneth paltrow,
and her very special guest, and co-star, hilary duff,
who tonight is dressed up like her favorite cleric, the mostly reverend,
who is suffering stage fright, and is backstage, vomiting.
tonight, on the stage at the ed sullivan theater,
at 1035 pm local time, right here on cbs, fresh from her smash gig in jail,
special special guest paris hilton, sharing our stage with topo gigio,
the italian mouse.

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