Saturday, November 03, 2007

vegetarian humor

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Sauteed Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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