A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Sauteed Tourist: $5+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?"The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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