Saturday, March 01, 2008

creative funding sources

here at the orphanage, in the face of recession-like economic conditions not seen since the 1930s, we have had to rely on a variety of means to generate the cash-flow necessary to keep this tiny ship of state afloat, or at least from going completely under. thank goodness for the tight presidential campaigns on both sides of the aisle, AND for the addition of the independent candidacy of perennial loser ralph nader!! we have dusted off our vintage switchboard equipment, and have been working 'round the clock sending out what many recipients think are computer-generated calls on behalf of all the major candidates for president. it's not much, but it helps. want to read transcripts of our calls? read here.

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