Thursday, October 25, 2007

thousands die while cheney sleeps!

in addition to being a manical power-monger,
the vice president also is narcoleptic!
lord, why hast thou left me to suffer thus?
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man, it's not like i don't suffer enough from this bizarre and unpredictable sleep disorder, but now i find out that cheney has it, too?
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cheney nodded off yessterday during a white house meeting with chinese president hu. media chum abc news is attempting to cover THAT up, but there is video proof that he did it back when rumsfeld was stalking the white house.
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as i know all too well, cheney's denial of nodding off is classic narcoleptic symptomology. dick, take it from me, you have narcolepsy. admit it, see a sleep specialist, and get on the medication. you'll be a much happier person, and the rest of the world will be better for it.

1 comment:

the mostly reverend said...

poor dick...
that sorry son of a bitch isn't getting any love here from today's sermonette readers.
who'da thunk it?