mixed emotions, and an ominous sign
for my harry potter post [see immediately below THIS one]
than did i heard on NPR that:
1--bush will be undergoing a colonoscopy tomorrow [glee];
2--at camp david [sounds like going to disneyland for a root canal];
3--he's gonna be put under [again, glee,
because we all know how "dangerous" that can be];
4--the 23d amendment will be invoked;
5--making CHENEY acting president [horrors!].
. . . . .
okay, i've had colonoscopies before. little bit of weed and wine,
the right lighting, good tunes, it's all right.
but they're gonna put that little bitch OUT?
look, this sleaze was AWOL from the fucking national guard
back when they really WERE weekend warriors.
couldn't even handle THAT.
i know folks who were in the guard back in the day.
my absent father was in the national guard back then,
further enhancing its "glamour" aspect. right.
so that little bitch dubya doesn't want to be around
when they put that little wire up his ass.
. . . . .
let me tell you,
there would be more folks lining up for THAT duty
than who volunteered to hang saddam.
i'd miss my own harry potter party tonight to "lend a hand"
for this procedure.
the orphans would not only understand,
they'd expect nothing less.
god bless them and their liberal viewpoints!
but to have that old-man shooting crusty bastard cheney
ACTUALLY IN CHARGE???
i mean, we all KNOW who's been pulling the strings,
along with karl, of course.
but it just makes me really worried for harry's fate.
voldemort is gonna kill harry!
i suddenly feel a lot less sleepy.